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[ti:Three Point One Four]
[ar:Bloodhound Gang]
[al:Hooray For Boobies]
[lang:English]
[length:03:55.37]
[by:Jun]
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[00:32.11]My last girlfriend didn't like me
[00:34.00]Thought she might be most likely a dyke
[00:36.46]She just didn't excite me
[00:38.12]Lefty? Yeah, but that was all right
[00:39.77]She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
[00:42.64]My mistake, she was more flaky than a leper colony
[00:44.98]I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
[00:47.77]Ass like a donkey actin' funky
[00:49.22]Gave her L, now she's a flunky
[00:50.74]So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
[00:53.25]Early bird gets the worm
[00:54.56]Spread your legs or spread the word
[00:56.17]So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
[00:58.67]I'm white, which goes with everything
[00:59.75]But I can come in any color
[01:01.44]And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
[01:04.11]But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
[01:07.10]And how many girls do you know
[01:07.89]That can play the harmonica with their pussies?
[01:09.26]Like 'em easy and hot and sweet
[01:10.83]Like a Rice Krispie Treat, G
[01:12.16]You know what I really want in a girl? Me
[01:15.78]I need to find a new vagina
[01:20.89]Any kind of new vagina
[01:25.79]It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
[01:31.26]Calvin Klein? Kind of
[01:33.70]North Carolina
[01:36.20]
[01:47.13]Women are like dog doo
[01:48.18]Hear me through, don't interrupt
[01:49.31]It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up
[01:52.00]I'd fill the generation gap
[01:53.44]Clean the cobwebs from her rafters
[01:54.67]Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
[01:57.41]No age just ain't a gauge
[01:58.62]I like my girls like my cheese
[02:00.00]Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
[02:02.71]I want my next chick anorexic
[02:04.25]The winner is the thinner
[02:05.42]Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
[02:08.19]Like Sizzler
[02:09.65]She got a beef, we'll chew the fat
[02:10.82]If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
[02:13.30]Let her lash out and crack the whip
[02:14.57]But not in bed, I don't play rough
[02:15.95]No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
[02:19.10]Just independent like NOFX
[02:20.36]Smart like Janeane Garofalo
[02:21.52]She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
[02:24.16]Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, G
[02:27.11]You know what I really want in a girl? Me
[02:30.43]I need to find a new vagina
[02:35.74]Any kind of new vagina
[02:40.72]It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
[02:46.50]Kevin Kline? Kind of
[02:48.68]South Carolina
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[03:13.36]Vagina
[03:15.76]Vagina
[03:18.43]Vagina
[03:21.45]Vagina
[03:24.10]Vagina
[03:26.60]Vagina
[03:29.00]Vagina
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1. Who is the singer of "Three Point One Four" song?
⇒ Bloodhound Gang has sung the song "Three Point One Four".
2. Which album is the "Three Point One Four" song from?
⇒ The song "Three Point One Four" is from the album Hooray For Boobies.
3. In which language is the "Three Point One Four" song composed?
⇒ The song "Three Point One Four" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "Three Point One Four" song?
⇒ The official duration of "Three Point One Four" is 03:55.37.
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Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four