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[00:00.34]If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
[00:03.86]I'll have the poo-poo platter
[00:08.35]My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
[00:13.47]Later in the afternoon some jarheads
[00:14.74]In the locker room kicked my ass
[00:19.71]I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
[00:22.77]Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
[00:25.58]I just wish I was queer so I could get
[00:28.40]Chicks dig guys that are
[00:30.45]Queer guys that don't dig
[00:33.67]Chicks that don't dig guys like me
[00:37.69]See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
[00:41.15]But if I were handsome just imagine
[00:42.39]How great it would be
[00:46.27]Incognito as gay though but not actually
[00:47.92]That way though pseudo homo phony
[00:52.36]Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
[00:55.98]But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
[00:58.77]Scoring with a super model would be easy
[01:04.58]'Cause super model means voluptuous
[01:05.86]But is also is synonymous with super dumb
[01:10.29]You see I'd be a good listener
[01:11.93]So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
[01:13.15]That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
[01:19.84]No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
[01:23.23]I wish I was queer so I could get
[01:25.70]Chicks dig guys that are
[01:29.49]Queer guys that don't dig
[01:31.84]Chicks that don't dig guys like me
[01:34.59]See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
[01:38.46]Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
[01:40.24]It's what's in my genes
[01:44.40]The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
[01:46.17]Is made by Jimmy Dean
[01:50.27]See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
[01:53.29]No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
[01:56.63]I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
[02:23.90]Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
[02:24.73]Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
[02:29.29]Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
[02:31.90]He's got a lisp he talks like this
[02:35.34]And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
[02:38.64]And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
[02:41.10]I wish I was queer so I could get
[02:44.99]Chicks dig guys that are
[02:46.56]Queer guys that don't dig
[02:49.78]Chicks dig guys that are
[02:52.71]Queer guys that don't dig
[02:56.90]Chicks dig guys that are
[03:00.00]Queer guys that don't dig
[03:01.95]Chicks that don't dig guys like me
[03:06.10]See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
[03:08.65]And I don't shave my heiny
[03:13.64]Don't shave my heiny
[03:17.41]See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
[03:23.13]And I don't shave my heiny
[03:26.32]Don't shave my heiny
[03:29.37]See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
[03:35.70]And I don't shave my heiny
[03:38.72]Don't shave my heiny
[03:41.41]See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
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1. Who is the singer of "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" song?
⇒ Bloodhound Gang has sung the song "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks".
2. Which album is the "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" song from?
⇒ The song "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" is from the album One Fierce Beer Coaster.
3. In which language is the "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" song composed?
⇒ The song "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" is 03:48.97.
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Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks