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[ti:What's Funny]
[ar:Bo Burnham]
[al:Words Words Words]
[lang:English]
[length:04:38.62]
[by:Jun]
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[00:11.98]My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish
[00:14.22]Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself
[00:16.82]And then act like a fucking bitch all the time
[00:29.61]My show is a little bit silly
[00:32.27]And a little bit pretentious
[00:34.89]Like Shakespeare's willy
[00:37.77]Or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
[00:46.13]It's also a little bit gay
[00:48.57]And a little bit offensive
[00:51.00]Like Thanksgiving Day
[00:53.64]Or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
[01:01.88]So, put your cell phones to vibrate
[01:07.54]And put your vibrators to cell phone mode
[01:12.81]Welcome to the show, it goes a little something like this
[01:15.32]Joke, exactly
[01:16.86]Welcome to my flow, it flows a little something like this
[01:19.73]With a rap and a dis, and a swift wrap on the wrist
[01:22.20]A wrap and a kiss, like Hershey's wrapping a kiss
[01:24.34]Shit, I got a show that'll test ya kids
[01:26.57]Then ask one question, and that question is
[01:28.45]What's funny?
[01:29.48]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[01:31.24]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[01:33.32]Funny, f-funny
[01:36.17]What's funny?
[01:37.39]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[01:39.31]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[01:41.26]Funny, oh, yeah
[01:44.56]Humor is often linked to shared experience
[01:48.20]Like, a guy gets up and says
[01:49.26]Have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers?
[01:52.59]Oh, my god! Yes, I have!
[01:54.37]Ha-ha-ha, really good point
[01:56.42]They should fix that...
[01:58.16]It's good to know that somebody finally gets me
[02:01.80]Because my wife divorced me, which subconsciously forced me
[02:03.27]To lose all sense of self
[02:05.18]So, it's nice to think about hand-dryers and not that cheating whore
[02:09.70]Because stand-up comedy is actually pretty easy
[02:12.99]If you're an Asian comic, just get up and say
[02:15.44]My mother's got the weirdest fucking accent
[02:17.26]Then just do a Chinese accent
[02:19.44]Because everybody laughs at the Chinese accent
[02:21.84]Because they privately thought that your people were laughable
[02:24.00]And now you've given them the chance to express that in public
[02:28.70]Ah, yeah
[02:29.84]If you're a musical comic
[02:31.89]Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
[02:34.47]Then take a Viagra and slap them
[02:36.74]With a rock-hard misdirection
[02:38.50]What's funny?
[02:39.58]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[02:41.48]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[02:43.39]Funny, f-funny
[02:45.63]Tourettes!
[02:47.60]What's funny?
[02:48.54]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[02:50.00]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[02:51.79]Funny
[02:53.24]Oh, and the audience says
[02:54.94]When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys
[02:59.50]Now, I'm older and bolder
[03:00.20]And just get mad, 'cause I notice that the keys are to a Hummer
[03:03.17]Fuck my life, I don't fuck my wife
[03:05.18]So, fuck my wife and fuck my life
[03:07.21]And my son is gay but not "sitcom gay"
[03:09.40]Daughter's a whore like another girl that used to be her mother
[03:11.91]But the marriage made her "Miss Merry Americana"
[03:14.35]I wanna teen without screaming prima-donna
[03:16.21]But radical feminists made my wife a man
[03:19.55]Oh
[03:20.45]And if I die happy the situation will be
[03:22.81]Autoerotic asphyxiation
[03:25.13]I hate my life, and it hates me back
[03:28.20]And my friend is black, but I don't know what to call him
[03:32.28]So, I just call him
[03:34.57]What up, Jamal?
[03:37.93]Even though his name is Steve
[03:39.62]I hate my job, I hate my life
[03:40.80]Hate my kids, Hate my wife
[03:41.72]Jews would know I do it, Judas beat me to it
[03:44.16]I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma!
[03:47.22]And I masturbate, because I'm the only one
[03:49.24]Whose standards are low enough to fuck me
[04:11.11]What's funny?
[04:12.30]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[04:13.78]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[04:15.59]Funny, f-funny
[04:18.50]It's a boy
[04:19.13]What's funny?
[04:19.89]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[04:21.65]What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
[04:23.68]Funny, yeah
[04:26.53]Hopefully this
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1. Who is the singer of "What's Funny" song?
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2. Which album is the "What's Funny" song from?
⇒ The song "What's Funny" is from the album Words Words Words.
3. In which language is the "What's Funny" song composed?
⇒ The song "What's Funny" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "What's Funny" is 04:38.62.
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