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[ti:New Math]
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[lang:English]
[length:03:36.44]
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[00:00.50]Ah this next song takes something which is not funny math
[00:03.28]And makes it offensive
[00:06.51]It's New Math
[00:09.90]What's a pirate minus the ship?
[00:11.95]Just a creative homeless guy
[00:14.51]And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant
[00:17.42]An ironic way to die
[00:19.66]And what's domain domain range
[00:22.53]A kid with too much in his pants
[00:25.00]And two balls, minus one
[00:27.16]Seven titles at the Tour de France
[00:31.88]Get's worse...
[00:34.17]Yo, split a decision with long division
[00:36.32]Take the circumference of your circumcision
[00:39.15]Live like your data, when you're all set
[00:41.64]Put it all together, and whatever you get
[00:46.24]It's New Math
[00:48.77]It's New Math
[00:51.48]And what's a bag of chips divided by five?
[00:54.43]Well that's a Nike worker's meal
[00:56.90]And Santa Claus muliplied by [i]
[00:59.79]Well I guess that makes him real
[01:02.35]And the square root of the NBA
[01:04.44]Is Africa in a box
[01:07.27]How do you trace a scatter plot?
[01:09.93]You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox.
[01:16.30]Whatever
[01:18.48]Take the approximate moral proportion
[01:21.16]Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
[01:24.70]Live like your data, when you're all set
[01:26.14]Put it all together, and whatever you get
[01:29.82]It's New, It's New, It's New, It's New, It's New Math
[01:35.90]And if you took a factor tree
[01:38.19]Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me
[01:40.26]You'd have a tree
[01:42.20]Full of Asian porn
[01:45.85]CAL See you later
[01:47.93]Mathematical minds make industrial smog
[01:51.10]What's the opposite of LNX
[01:53.33]Duraflame the unnatural law
[01:57.79]Support the farmers with a pro-tractor
[02:00.33]Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor
[02:02.87]Live like your data, and when you're all set
[02:05.50]Put it all together and whatever you get
[02:09.10]It's New, It's New, It's New
[02:11.76]All right, word problems, ready?
[02:14.50]If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop
[02:17.40]With a $20 bill and he's ready to buy
[02:20.39]In order to predict his volume change
[02:22.73]You'll need to know the value of pi
[02:25.90]And there's a metal train that's a mile long
[02:27.44]And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her
[02:30.17]How long til it reaches and kills the driver
[02:32.60]Provided that he is a good conductor
[02:35.33]And if 10% of men are gay
[02:37.50]20% of men are Chinese
[02:40.18]What are the odds that a man chosen at random on the
[02:42.88]Spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees?
[02:46.30]And if Kim is half as old as Bobby
[02:48.00]Who is two years older than 12 year old Tori
[02:50.60]For how many more 30 day months
[02:52.92]Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?
[02:58.37]'Cause math can be sexy
[03:00.66]'Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion,
[03:02.76]If it can't be split then it's time to stop
[03:05.49]And having sex is like doing fractions
[03:07.91]It's improper for the larger one to be on top
[03:10.87]Having sex is like doing maths homework
[03:12.97]I do it best when I'm alone in my bed
[03:15.58]And squaring numbers are just like women
[03:18.16]If they're under 13 just do them in your head
[03:22.52]A New Math
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1. Who is the singer of "New Math" song?
⇒ Bo Burnham has sung the song "New Math".
2. Which album is the "New Math" song from?
⇒ The song "New Math" is from the album Bo Burnham.
3. In which language is the "New Math" song composed?
⇒ The song "New Math" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "New Math" song?
⇒ The official duration of "New Math" is 03:36.44.
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Bo Burnham - New Math