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[ti:Take Me to the Fair]
[ar:Phillipa Soo, Anthony Michael Lopez, Fergie Philippe, Danny Wolohan]
[al:Camelot (The 2023 Broadway Cast Recording)]
[lang:English]
[length:04:56.39]
[by:Jun]
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[00:00.10]Sir Dinadan!
[00:01.79]Your Majesty?
[00:04.69]Do you recall the other night
[00:06.57]That I distinctly said you might
[00:08.20]Serve as my escort at the next town fair?
[00:11.74]Well, I'm afraid there's someone who
[00:13.29]I must invite in place of you
[00:15.51]Someone who plainly is beyond compare
[00:18.91]The Frenchman's power is more tremendous
[00:22.44]Than I have e'er seen anywhere
[00:26.80]And when a man is that stupendous
[00:29.62]He by right should take me to the fair
[00:33.63]Your Majesty, let me tilt with him and smite him
[00:37.31]Don't refuse me so abruptly, I implore
[00:40.81]Or give me the opportunity to fight him
[00:44.25]And Gaul will be divided once more!
[00:48.83]You'll bash him and thrash him?
[00:50.88]I'll smash him and mash him!
[00:53.85]You'll give him trouble?
[00:55.20]Ooh, he will be rubble!
[00:57.30]A mighty whack?
[00:58.67]His skull will crack!
[01:02.60]Then you may take me to the fair
[01:10.40]If you do all the things you promise
[01:13.86]In fact, my heart will break
[01:16.20]Should you not take me to the fair!
[01:23.96]Sir Sagamore?
[01:26.42]Yes, Your Majesty
[01:28.83]I have some rather painful news
[01:31.50]Relative to the subject who's
[01:33.22]To be beside me at the next court ball
[01:36.56]You were the chosen one, I know
[01:38.69]But it's tradition it should go
[01:40.26]To the unquestioned champion in the hall
[01:43.76]And I'm convinced that splendid Frenchman
[01:47.34]Can easily conquer one and all
[01:51.26]And besting all our local henchman, he
[01:54.40]Should sit beside me at the ball
[01:59.00]I beg of you, ma'am
[02:00.00]Withhold your invitation
[02:01.70]I swear to you the challenge will be met!
[02:05.44]And when I have finished up the operation
[02:09.68]I'll serve him to Your Highness en brochette
[02:13.87]You'll pierce right through him?
[02:15.28]I'll barbecue him!
[02:17.54]A wicked thrust?
[02:19.19]'Twill be dust to dust!
[02:21.76]From fore to aft?
[02:23.68]He'll feel a draft
[02:27.18]Well then
[02:28.54]You may sit by me at the ball
[02:35.53]If you demolish him in battle
[02:39.50]In fact, I know I'd cry
[02:41.34]Were you not by me at the ball
[02:49.28]Sir Lionel
[02:52.32]Ma'am?
[02:54.41]Didn't I promise that you may
[02:56.51]Guide me to London on the day
[02:58.68]That I go up to judge the cattle show?
[03:02.21]As it is quite a nasty ride
[03:04.90]There must someone at my side
[03:05.65]Who'll be defending me from beast and foe
[03:09.51]So when I choose who I prefer go
[03:13.30]I take the strongest knight I know
[03:16.46]And young du Lac seems strongest; ergo
[03:20.30]He should take me to the cattle show
[03:24.10]Your Majesty can't believe this blustering prattle
[03:27.77]Let him prove it with a sword or lance instead
[03:31.59]I promise you, when I'm done this Gaul in battle
[03:35.27]His shoulders will be lonesome for his head
[03:39.42]You'll disconnect him?
[03:41.34]I'll vivisect him
[03:43.74]You'll open-wide him?
[03:46.44]I'll subdivide him
[03:49.27]Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear!
[03:53.29]Then you may guide me to the show
[04:01.40]If you can carry out your program
[04:04.80]In fact, I'd grieve inside should you not guide me to the show!
[04:12.10]Milady, we shall put an end to
[04:15.55]That Gallic bag of noise and nerve
[04:19.25]When we do all that we intend to
[04:22.67]He'll be a plate of French hors d'ouevres
[04:26.24]I do applaud your noble goals
[04:29.40]Now let us see if you achieve them
[04:33.70]And if you do, then you will be the three
[04:36.57]Who will go to the ball, to the show
[04:38.98]And take me to the fair
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2. Which album is the "Take Me to the Fair" song from?
⇒ The song "Take Me to the Fair" is from the album Camelot (The 2023 Broadway Cast Recording).
3. In which language is the "Take Me to the Fair" song composed?
⇒ The song "Take Me to the Fair" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "Take Me to the Fair" is 04:56.39.
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Phillipa Soo, Anthony Michael Lopez, Fergie Philippe, Danny Wolohan - Take Me to the Fair