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[ar:Bo Burnham]
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[lang:English]
[length:03:36.26]
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[00:00.10](I went to a Catholic school for four years,
[00:01.57]And I also went to garage band for 20 minutes,
[00:04.79]And this is the product of that.
[00:06.23]Hit it.)
[00:08.39]
[00:27.90]All the seats at the Sunday masses
[00:29.58]Filled with the mass's massive asses
[00:31.68]Classes pass as fast as molasses
[00:33.63]Ceremonial reading glasses
[00:36.00]Read a little bit of Leviticus
[00:37.90]All the kids are a little too little for this
[00:40.20]All the parents nod in agreement -
[00:41.67]I think I can vaguely see what he meant
[00:43.96]It's too early in the morning glory
[00:45.76]To read another allegory story
[00:47.69]The father, reads a little bit farther
[00:49.81]Assuring the assured that they need not bother
[00:51.77]When God, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy
[00:55.57]He meant that people, all from the start
[00:57.88]Each have slaves within their hearts
[00:59.86]Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton
[01:03.72]God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery
[01:07.77]And then as God goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves...
[01:12.78](Uh, he, ju-- the Bible sorta like, uh, it's like typos didn'--)
[01:19.78]In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my iPod
[01:24.13]My god, they're starting to pray
[01:25.80]And over the music I can hear them say
[01:28.14]Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword
[01:31.99]Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh
[01:35.44]The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater
[01:39.72]I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white
[01:43.73]And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request
[01:47.83]There's so much pain beyond this steeple,
[01:49.85]Wars and drugs and homeless people
[01:51.78]Sadness, where there should be joy!
[01:53.72]Hate, and rape, and Soulja Boy
[01:55.71]A world in darkness needs your light, so i'm sure your schedule's pretty tight
[01:59.61]But my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first...
[02:02.86]Jesus!
[02:05.29]
[02:08.90]Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place
[02:10.38]Hail Mary full of Grace
[02:15.22]Obama, could you pass some hope to the Pope
[02:17.86]I know a couple dude's who wanna elope
[02:19.90]See the church said, "nope" so the bros can't cope
[02:22.13]The bros can grope but the bros can't cope
[02:23.99]They've been in love and they've been addicted
[02:25.95]Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did
[02:28.00]Cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted
[02:32.11]Cause you can be a Benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but
[02:35.76]You can't have Benedicts because there's only one pope and only one dick
[02:39.63]What? Yeah, a dick on a Pope is
[02:42.22]Just like a soap on a rope cause it's
[02:44.14]Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen!
[02:47.86]Hallelujah, now it's raining men,
[02:49.55]Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10.
[02:51.67]Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation
[02:55.94]Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire
[02:59.71]It was Oedipus, and those holy nights
[03:01.57]The holy motherfucking Christ
[03:03.68]I'm a blasphemah post-Katrina cruising the marina, on a crusade to cruise aids
[03:08.60]And blast FEMA
[03:10.50]You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya
[03:12.60]Amen, In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost
[03:15.89]Head, shoulders, knees and toes
[03:17.75]Turn up your nose, strike that pose
[03:19.69]HEY MACARENA!
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⇒ The song "Rant" is from the album Words Words Words.
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