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[ti:Freaky Tales]
[ar:Too $hort]
[al:Born To Mack]
[lang:English]
[length:09:33.66]
[by:Jun]
[re:rclyricsband.com]
[ve:v0.0.5]
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[00:06.18]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[00:09.22]These are the tales that I tell so well
[00:12.41]I met this girl, her name was Joan
[00:15.31]She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
[00:18.26]When I met Joan, I took her home
[00:21.19]She was just like a doggy all on my bone
[00:24.47]I met another girl, her name was Ann
[00:27.82]All she wanted was to freak with a man
[00:30.66]When I met Ann, I shook her hand
[00:33.91]We ended up freakin' by a garbage can
[00:36.94]The next young freak I met was Red
[00:39.98]I took her to the house and she gave me head
[00:43.24]She liked to freak is all she said
[00:46.20]We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
[00:49.41]There's another girl, her name is Mary
[00:52.46]Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
[00:55.43]I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry
[00:58.72]Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
[01:01.84]Young and tender, sweet Denise
[01:04.96]Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
[01:07.75]I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece
[01:10.68]She'll only start talking about signin' the lease
[01:13.94]I met this tender, her name was Lori
[01:17.10]An x-rated movie wouldn't tell her story
[01:20.70]She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
[01:23.18]And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser
[01:26.51]My girlfriend's name was Michelle
[01:29.25]Her booty was bigger than a tell on the well
[01:32.47]When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well
[01:35.49]Her pussy got hotter than the flames in hell
[01:38.55]I geed this girl, her name was Tammy
[01:41.89]I didn't wanna do it 'cause the bitch was flammy
[01:44.77]She had a best friend, her name was Jane
[01:47.92]I pulled her to the side and I spit that game
[01:50.96]I met a lot of freaks in my life span
[01:54.38]Freaked one night with a girl named Pam
[01:57.70]The very next day I saw her with her man
[02:00.58]One week passed and I was in her again
[02:03.46]I had an old tender, her name's Janie
[02:06.59]She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
[02:09.83]She likes to freak, she's just a fiend
[02:12.75]It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
[02:15.44]I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
[02:18.93]I'll kick on back and watch her mouth
[02:21.80]Two tons of fun, big mama jama
[02:25.00]A country-girl from Alabama
[02:28.14]I met this freak, her name was Betty
[02:31.90]Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
[02:34.16]I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat
[02:36.94]But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath
[02:40.60]Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas
[02:46.57]She said her name was Donna
[02:49.37]She was a filthy little freak from China
[02:52.59]I said, "I don't pimp or gigolo
[02:55.63]I'm havin' so much money, I don't need a hoe
[02:58.69]You can break yourself but you can't break me
[03:02.13]You never met a player like $hort, baby"
[03:05.19]I knew a dick sucker named Betty-Jo
[03:08.29]Took her to my house and we did it on the floor
[03:11.44]The girl got freaky and I'll tell you more
[03:14.34]She was down on her knees beggin' to blow
[03:17.60]She's like another freak named Renee
[03:20.49]You get her alone and she'll make your day
[03:23.46]Like Burger King, she knows the play
[03:26.48]But a freak like Renee, you can have it your way
[03:30.10]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[03:32.90]These are the tales that I tell so well
[03:36.21]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[03:39.26]These are the tales that I tell so well
[03:42.21]I met this girl, thick as hell
[03:45.55]Only sixteen, said her name was Linell
[03:48.54]I took her to my house, I could not wait
[03:51.51]Her shit was much tighter than a central safe
[03:54.63]Let me tell you this since we're talkin' young
[03:57.72]I met another girl, said her name was Yvonne
[04:00.97]Always talkin' about havin' fun
[04:03.57]Once again at the pad I had it goin' on
[04:06.92]I'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punk
[04:10.10]I'm tryna get funky like female funk
[04:12.59]So when you see me comin' or see me goin'
[04:16.11]I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin'
[04:19.17]I once met a hooker, she did it for free
[04:22.11]On the foothill bust number forty-three
[04:25.23]All the way in the back she was workin' me
[04:28.32]Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat
[04:31.60]I met this freak named Antoinette
[04:34.78]Macked on baby like an ice-cold vet
[04:38.00]Everythin' she had is what I get
[04:40.65]'Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit
[04:44.30]I met another freak, her name was Rita
[04:47.90]Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
[04:50.14]I told her like this, she can suck my peter
[04:53.80]Or even go home 'cause I knew I didn't need her
[04:56.33]Scratched her name off my telephone book
[04:59.66]Never again, I took a second look
[05:02.21]'Cause the next young freak, her name was Sharon
[05:05.70]She kept lookin', well, I kept starin'
[05:09.11]Baby came through with my homeboy Darren
[05:11.77]Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
[05:14.90]She never left, he cut out
[05:17.98]I know you all know what I'm talkin' about
[05:20.77]There's a freak named Shannon, such a sinner
[05:24.00]She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
[05:27.15]Shannon is cool but her mind is gone
[05:30.35]One fat rock and it's goin' on
[05:33.36]She had another buddy, came by my place
[05:36.47]Thick ass bitch, said her name was Grace
[05:39.48]She walked in the door workin' a lace
[05:42.34]You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
[05:45.73]She's like this tender named Belinda
[05:48.82]The homeboys call her Belinda the Blender
[05:51.90]She gave head like she made it up
[05:54.65]She was twenty years old with a big round butt
[05:58.38]Had a girl like olive oil
[06:01.19]Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
[06:04.11]When she got mad, her blood would boil
[06:07.34]But I wrapped her all up like alluminium foil
[06:10.63]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[06:19.85]These are the tales that I tell so well
[06:24.54]Shake if you like, Friday night, it's goin' on, Too $hort
[06:34.81]Three weeks ago I met this freak
[06:38.19]She followed me around like Mary's sheep
[06:41.34]I hid around the corner and when she came
[06:44.34]I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
[06:47.28]She said it was Anita, her man's in Santa Rita
[06:50.35]I took her to my house and homeboy, I geed her
[06:53.91]Sent her on her way the very next day
[06:56.94]Playboy $hort was ready to play
[06:59.72]I bumped to this girl, her name's Rosanne
[07:02.94]We hit the motel and had it goin' on
[07:05.99]Holiday Inn to the break of dawn
[07:09.50]When I took baby home, I freaked her mom
[07:12.60]I knew this tender named Cherie
[07:15.24]I took her to my house and let her freak on me
[07:18.46]Baby was a fan, she loved my beat
[07:21.17]But I wouldn't raise my leg and let her kiss my feet
[07:24.65]I met this freak named Yolanda
[07:27.68]Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda
[07:31.00]I was on top, she was up under
[07:33.75]The bed hit the wall and it sounded like thunder
[07:36.77]I once had a date with girl named Kitty
[07:40.70]She was so fine with her big fat titties
[07:43.40]All night long she was actin' shitty
[07:46.70]So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti
[07:49.61]There's another girl, her name is Rose
[07:52.25]I use to ride baby like brand new Volvos
[07:55.54]I never saw Rose wearin' clothes
[07:58.10]She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose
[08:01.43]I was ridin' down the street when i met Janet
[08:04.74]Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
[08:08.10]Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it
[08:10.89]Tried to pom it but I could not manage
[08:14.29]I had this freak, her name was Bunny
[08:17.90]Said I'm the only man who ever called her honey
[08:20.29]Everything I did to her was funny
[08:23.23]I macked on bunny and I took her money
[08:26.39]Eight tonight, a date with Shirley
[08:29.56]She was real short and her hair was curly
[08:32.62]If you saw baby, you'd like this girlie
[08:35.67]She was so fine, I went to get her early
[08:38.87]Shirley was freakin' like a girl named Rachel
[08:41.59]Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
[08:45.10]She liked to kiss all on my naval
[08:48.12]Those are her lips on top of my label
[08:51.40]I knew another freak, her name was Candy
[08:54.13]Real big lips and they came in handy
[08:57.70]I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
[09:00.27]I hooked the broad up with my homeboy Randy
[09:03.44]He did me a favor in return
[09:06.83]Gave me a lizard, said her name was Laverne
[09:09.85]Baby got tossed, then I got on
[09:12.65]I grabbed the microphone and started singing my song
[09:15.71]My young homeboy heard me rap
[09:18.88]And said he had way more freaks than that
[09:21.51]So I told him like this, they might be freakin'
[09:25.70]But, boy, you never had that TP treatment
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1. Who is the singer of "Freaky Tales" song?
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2. Which album is the "Freaky Tales" song from?
⇒ The song "Freaky Tales" is from the album Born To Mack.
3. In which language is the "Freaky Tales" song composed?
⇒ The song "Freaky Tales" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "Freaky Tales" song?
⇒ The official duration of "Freaky Tales" is 09:33.66.
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