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[ti:Classical Teacher]
[ar:Tenacious D]
[al:Rize Of The Fenix]
[lang:English]
[length:03:23.20]
[by:Jun]
[re:www.rclyricsband.com]
[ve:v0.0.5]
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[00:00.06]Hey Kage
[00:00.96]Jables
[00:01.72]How goes it man?
[00:02.98]It's good, it's good
[00:04.63]You know I've been thinkin' a lot about it
[00:06.16]And um, I just want us to be the best fuckin' band in the world
[00:09.89]Well, yeah, me too
[00:10.97]I mean, there's no point in doin' it if we're not the best
[00:13.26]Well, it's true, I agree with that
[00:14.81]I mean what, what, we're gonna be, yeah we're really good
[00:17.01]We're almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that
[00:20.00]Yeah
[00:20.36]We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust
[00:22.82]What, what do you mean?
[00:23.47]All those fuckin' youngsters gotta lick our boot or fuck it
[00:27.24]You know what I mean?
[00:27.78]Yeah, yeah, well how do we do that though?
[00:32.17]Dude, you need to fuckin' have some lessons
[00:34.32]What
[00:34.84]You know you're really good, but you gotta expand your game
[00:37.35]Lessons?
[00:38.16]You know how Kobe, in the off-season, will go and like
[00:40.38]Learn a fuckin', you know, a Texas-two-step or somethin'
[00:42.77]To add to his arsenal?
[00:43.65]Yeah, that's true, that's true
[00:45.24]Well I've just been noticing
[00:46.21]Some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy
[00:48.31]Really? Huh
[00:48.99]And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me
[00:51.26]But I went and hired a dude
[00:53.52]Yeah?
[00:54.06]Yeah
[00:54.47]Oh no, what?
[00:55.29]Dude, just give it a chance will you?
[00:56.69]If you don't like, hey, I swear, if you don't like it
[00:58.86]We'll fuckin' fire his ass, he's out
[01:00.40]Who is this guy? I've never
[01:01.33]His name is Felix Char
[01:02.68]Oh, what?
[01:04.31]He's from Spain and he is the best
[01:07.60]I got him from the fuckin' London Field S'armonic
[01:10.54]I just, I don't know him, it seems weird, I
[01:13.17]Would you just, will you spend a minute with him?
[01:15.31]Okay, alright, I'll spend a minute with him
[01:16.62]He's right outside, I'm sending him in
[01:18.20]Oh, God, okay
[01:21.31]Why? Lessons, so stupid
[01:26.25]Hello?
[01:27.62]H-hi
[01:28.38]Hello, I am Felix Char
[01:29.75]Hi, uh, Felix, yeah, who
[01:31.72]Is, uh, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you
[01:35.30]Oh, yeah, okay
[01:35.77]Uh, one on one
[01:37.95]So, while Jack is outside, we will work on your technique
[01:42.60]Okay
[01:42.76]Can I see your, pickup, eh, is this your guitar here?
[01:44.82]Yeah, I got it right, I got it
[01:46.06]Ah, it is a Fender, huh? Is this a Fender?
[01:48.71]Oh, well, it's a Gibson
[01:49.73]Yes, a Gibson, yes, made by the same, uh, manufacturer
[01:55.14]Pick it up, please, can you pick it up?
[01:56.72]Okay, yeah
[01:57.25]No-to-to-to-to-pa-pa-pa-pa
[01:58.48]What? What'd I do? What'd I do?
[01:59.76]You pick it up from the neck
[02:01.46]This is not the way you pick up a guitar
[02:03.03]I just picked it up, I just
[02:03.95]No no, hey hey hey hey
[02:06.80]Cayate tu boca
[02:07.80]You pick it up from the body, okay?
[02:10.01]The what?
[02:11.30]The body
[02:12.03]Oh the body, okay, okay
[02:12.88]I'm sorry about my accent
[02:14.07]I didn't know, I didn't know
[02:15.09]Now listen to me
[02:15.94]I want to you to play like it is a woman
[02:19.48]You go and play the guitar now, play
[02:22.15]Uhh, okay, uhh
[02:23.17]No no no no no
[02:24.09]Your fingers, your fingers are too tight
[02:27.63]They're too tight?
[02:28.12]Yes, let me get behind you like this, you see
[02:30.50]If I put my finger on your finger, then you can feel
[02:34.44]What? Hey, I can play, just
[02:34.88]Shu-shu-shu-shu-shu
[02:35.22]Just let me play
[02:35.81]Finger to your mouth, I put my, my finger on your mouth
[02:39.21]On your lips, yes that's good
[02:40.98]Hey, man, what are you?
[02:42.40]Relax, hey, you want to play like an orgasm
[02:44.79]I'm just try, what?
[02:46.05]Feel this, do you feel that?
[02:47.51]Oh God, this is really weird man
[02:50.02]That's, that's my cock
[02:51.56]What?!
[02:52.13]It's my cock in your butt cheeks
[02:53.20]Oh God, hey!
[02:54.26]You feel it?
[02:55.38]Ow!
[02:55.66]Now I'm going to touch your cock, let me touch your penis
[02:59.22]It's me, it's me
[03:00.34]What?!
[03:01.24]It's JB, there's no Felix dude
[03:03.54]God, what are you doing?
[03:04.27]There's no Felix
[03:04.68]I'm fucking waking you up!
[03:06.53]And trying to shake your foundations
[03:08.10]By touching me with your penis?
[03:09.19]Yes, by fucking touching your penis, whatever it takes
[03:11.75]God!
[03:12.24]That's all I'm saying, dude, I'm making a point
[03:15.07]Let's get fucking serious, let's get fucking physical!
[03:20.73]Alright, let's take it from the top
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1. Who is the singer of "Classical Teacher" song?
⇒ Tenacious D has sung the song "Classical Teacher".
2. Which album is the "Classical Teacher" song from?
⇒ The song "Classical Teacher" is from the album Rize Of The Fenix.
3. In which language is the "Classical Teacher" song composed?
⇒ The song "Classical Teacher" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "Classical Teacher" song?
⇒ The official duration of "Classical Teacher" is 03:23.20.
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