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[lang:English]
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[00:11.51]Aquarius
[00:12.22]There's travel in your future
[00:13.51]When your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
[00:17.47]Fill that void in your pathetic life
[00:19.57]By playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day
[00:22.30]Pisces
[00:22.69]Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the ebola virus
[00:27.43]You are the true Lord of the dance
[00:30.20]No matter what those idiots at work say
[00:32.44]Aries
[00:32.77]The look on your face will be priceless
[00:34.63]When you find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon
[00:38.18]Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
[00:42.53]Taurus
[00:42.90]You will never find true happiness
[00:45.48]What you gonna do, cry about it?
[00:48.02]The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up
[00:50.52]Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
[00:53.50]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[00:58.61]That's your horoscope for today
[01:03.81]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[01:08.90]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[01:12.41]Gemini
[01:13.97]Your birthday party will be ruined
[01:15.94]Once again by your explosive flatulence
[01:19.09]Your love life will run into trouble
[01:20.80]When your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest
[01:23.69]Cancer, the position of Jupiter says that
[01:26.03]You should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
[01:29.48]Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
[01:34.07]Leo
[01:34.39]Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
[01:36.75]And staple it to your bosses face, oh no
[01:39.63]Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding
[01:41.52]Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik
[01:45.47]Virgo
[01:45.88]All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you
[01:49.97]Expect a big surprise today
[01:52.16]When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
[01:55.34]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[02:00.36]That's your horoscope for today
[02:05.58]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[02:10.73]That's your horoscope for today
[02:13.70]Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that
[02:18.88]The relative position of the planets and the stars
[02:21.18]Could have a special deep significance or meaning
[02:23.23]That exclusively applies to only you
[02:25.14]But, let me give you my assurance that
[02:26.65]These forecasts and predictions are all based on
[02:28.38]Solid, scientific, documented evidence
[02:30.51]So you would have to be some kind of moron
[02:32.21]Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true
[02:35.44]Where was I?
[02:35.87]Libra
[02:36.33]A big promotion is just around
[02:38.33]The corner for someone much more talented than you
[02:41.61]Laughter is the very best medicine
[02:43.38]Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
[02:46.08]Scorpio, get ready for an
[02:47.49]Unexpected trip
[02:48.92]When you fall screaming from an open window
[02:51.60]Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
[02:56.54]Sagittarius
[02:57.23]All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
[03:01.88]Take down all those naked pictures of
[03:04.01]Ernest Borgnine, you've got hanging in your den
[03:06.65]Capricorn
[03:07.62]The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
[03:11.13]But, you know they're lying
[03:12.36]If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows
[03:14.22]And never, never, never, never, never leave my house again
[03:17.65]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[03:22.80]That's your horoscope for today
[03:27.99]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[03:33.10]That's your horoscope for today
[03:38.32]That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
[03:43.42]That's your horoscope for today
[03:48.59]That's your horoscope for today (yay, yay, yay, yay, yay)
[03:53.72]That's your horoscope for today
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1. Who is the singer of "Your Horoscope for Today" song?
⇒ "Weird Al" Yankovic has sung the song "Your Horoscope for Today".
2. Which album is the "Your Horoscope for Today" song from?
⇒ The song "Your Horoscope for Today" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.
3. In which language is the "Your Horoscope for Today" song composed?
⇒ The song "Your Horoscope for Today" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "Your Horoscope for Today" song?
⇒ The official duration of "Your Horoscope for Today" is 03:59.12.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope for Today