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[ti:Trapped In the Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[al:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[lang:English]
[length:10:50.94]
[by:Jun]
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[00:21.51]Seven o'clock in the evening
[00:23.00]Watchin something stupid on TV
[00:25.51]I'm zoned out on the sofa
[00:27.37]When my wife comes in the room and sees me
[00:30.30]And she says, "Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
[00:35.18]And I say, "I don't know..."
[00:36.27]Say, "It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?"
[00:39.49]She says, "I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry."
[00:44.05]I said, "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat..."
[00:47.85]She said, "So what do you have in mind?"
[00:50.06]I said, "I don't know, what about you?"
[00:52.27]She said, "I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat."
[00:54.58]I said, "That's what we're gonna do!
[00:56.44]But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?"
[01:01.33]And she says, "Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?"
[01:05.72]I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know."
[01:07.90]She said, "That went bad a week ago!"
[01:10.25]I said, "Is the chili okay?"
[01:12.29]She said, "You finished that yesterday!"
[01:14.60]I hopped up and I said
[01:15.81]"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?"
[01:18.54]She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!"
[01:24.13]I'm like, "No, I said 'delivered'."
[01:26.15]She's like, "I heard you say 'liver'!"
[01:28.04]I'm like, "I should know what I said..."
[01:29.61]She's like, "Whatever! I just don't want any liver!"
[01:32.69]Well, I was gonna say something
[01:34.64]But my cell phone started to ring
[01:36.94]Now who could be callin' me?
[01:38.98]Well, I checked my caller ID
[01:41.05]It was just cousin Larry
[01:42.61]Callin' for the third time today
[01:45.84]My wife said, "Let it go to voicemail."
[01:48.22]I said, "Okay."
[01:50.24]"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?"
[01:54.49]She said, "Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?"
[01:56.95]"Yeah," I said, "why don't you?"
[01:59.26]And then she said, "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
[02:02.94]I says, "No"
[02:03.36]She says, "Yes"
[02:04.07]I says, "No"
[02:04.55]She says, "Yes"
[02:05.18]I says, "No"
[02:05.70]She says, "Yes... Oh, here's your keys"
[02:08.05]I step a little bit closer
[02:10.17]Say, "Okay, where ya want to go?"
[02:12.37]She says, "How about The Ivy?"
[02:14.50]I said, "Yeah, well, I don't know
[02:16.87]I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up
[02:19.21]And eatin' expensive food"
[02:21.25]She's says, "Olive Garden?"
[02:22.75]I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood
[02:25.60]And Burrito King would make me gassy
[02:28.23]There's no doubt"
[02:30.25]She says, "Just forget about it"
[02:32.00]I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"
[02:34.70]Then I get an idea
[02:36.90]I say, "I know what we'll do!"
[02:38.50]She says, "What?"
[02:39.09]I say, "Guess!"
[02:39.63]She says "What?"
[02:40.29]I say, "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"
[02:43.36]So we head out the front door
[02:45.92]Open the garage door
[02:47.97]Then I open the car doors
[02:50.17]And we get in those car doors
[02:52.19]Put my key in the ignition
[02:54.61]And then I turn it sideways
[02:56.82]Then we fasten our seat belts
[02:59.04]As we pull out the driveway
[03:01.33]Then we drive to the drive-thru
[03:03.47]Heading off to the drive-thru
[03:05.77]We're approaching the drive-thru
[03:08.03]Getting close to the drive-thru
[03:10.13]Almost there at the drive-thru
[03:12.35]Now we're here at the drive-thru
[03:14.55]Here in line at the drive-thru
[03:16.81]Did I mention the drive-thru?
[03:19.06]♪
[03:21.91]♪
[03:27.48]Well, here we are
[03:29.21]In the drive-thru line, me and her
[03:32.17]Cars in front of us, cars in back of us
[03:34.40]All just waiting to order
[03:36.30]There's some idiot in a Volvo
[03:38.63]With his brights on behind me
[03:40.82]I lean out the window and scream
[03:42.51]"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?"
[03:45.72]My wife says, "Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside."
[03:50.21]I said, "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
[03:52.37]So I ain't leavin' this ride..."
[03:54.66]Now a woman on a speaker box
[03:56.60]Is sayin', "Can I take your order, please?"
[03:58.69]I said, "Yes indeed, you certainly can
[04:00.73]We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."
[04:03.30]Then my wife says "Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
[04:08.04]I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time"
[04:12.37]I said, "You always get a cheeseburger!"
[04:14.53]She says, "That's not what I'm hungry for."
[04:16.78]I put my head in my hands and scream
[04:19.03]"I don't know who you are anymore!"
[04:21.40]The voice on the speaker says
[04:23.58]"I don't have all day."
[04:25.72]I said, "Then take our order and we'll be on our way!
[04:30.12]I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too"
[04:34.50]She's like, "You want onions on that?"
[04:36.41]I'm like, "Yeah, I already said that I do
[04:39.11]Plus we need curly fries
[04:41.40]And don't you dare forget it!
[04:43.61]And two medium root beers
[04:45.77]No, just one, we'll split it."
[04:48.14]Then I said "I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright
[04:52.29]So read me back my order
[04:54.30]Let's make sure you got it right."
[04:56.19]She says "One - you want a chicken sandwich
[04:58.93]Two - you want a cheeseburger
[05:00.98]Three - curly fries, and a large root beer"
[05:03.77]"Stop! Don't go no further!
[05:05.49]I never ordered a large root beer
[05:07.36]I said medium, not large!"
[05:10.33]Then she says, "We're havin' a special
[05:12.32]I supersized you at no charge."
[05:14.97]"Oh." And that's all
[05:16.98]I could say, was "Oh."
[05:18.27]And she says, "Now there is somethin' else
[05:20.77]That I really think you should know
[05:23.05]You can have unlimited refills
[05:25.26]For just a quarter more."
[05:27.38]I say "Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?"
[05:32.12]Then she says, "Wait a minute
[05:34.30]Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?
[05:37.37]And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul
[05:39.77]Now tell me, who's this Paul?"
[05:41.83]She says, "Oh, he's just some guy
[05:44.04]Who goes to school with me
[05:46.35]I sat behind him last year
[05:47.68]And I copied off of him in Geometry."
[05:50.71]I said, "I know a guy named Paul
[05:53.21]He used to be my plumber
[05:55.24]He was prematurely bald
[05:57.47]And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer
[05:59.73]He also had bladder problems
[06:01.63]And a really bad infection on his toe."
[06:04.01]And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right there
[06:06.18]That's way more than I needed to know!"
[06:08.58]And then we both were quiet
[06:10.79]And things got real intense
[06:13.02]Then she says, "Next window, please
[06:14.70]That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!"
[06:17.44]So we inched ahead in line
[06:19.43]Movin' painfully slow
[06:21.38]I got a little bored
[06:23.01]So I turned on the radio
[06:27.08]♪
[06:41.75]Click, turned it off
[06:43.22]Because my wife was getting a headache
[06:47.03]So we both just sat there quietly for her sake
[06:51.46]Then I looked at her
[06:53.72]And she looked back at me
[06:55.55]And I said, "Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth."
[07:00.00]She turned away from me
[07:01.69]And then turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
[07:04.80]I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, most of it
[07:07.32]But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."
[07:09.22]Then she said, "How about now?"
[07:11.99]I said, "Yeah, almost
[07:13.62]There's still a little bit there, but don't worry
[07:15.62]It's probably just a piece of toast."
[07:17.63]Now we're at the pay window
[07:19.78]Or whatever you call it
[07:21.98]Put my hand in my pocket
[07:24.03]I can't believe there's no wallet!
[07:28.72]♪
[07:33.31]And the lady at the window's like
[07:35.17]"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two."
[07:39.52]I turn around to my wife, and say
[07:41.77]"How much have you got on you?"
[07:43.91]She just rolls her eyes and says
[07:45.95]"I'll pay for this, I guess"
[07:48.72]So she reaches into her purse
[07:50.48]And busts out the American Express
[07:53.21]I hand it to the lady
[07:55.51]And she says "Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only
[07:59.86]We don't take credit cards here."
[08:02.04]I took back the card and said
[08:03.68]"Gee, really? Well, that sucks."
[08:06.57]And that's when I found out
[08:08.22]My wife was only carryin' three bucks
[08:11.37]I said, "I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today"
[08:15.78]She says, "I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?"
[08:19.79]And I said, "Never mind, just help me to find some change..."
[08:24.28]Now the lady at the window
[08:25.64]Is lookin' at me kind of strange
[08:28.84]And she says, "Mister, please, we gotta move this line along"
[08:33.34]I said, "Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!
[08:36.11]We won't be long."
[08:37.61]So I looked around inside the glove-box
[08:39.79]And checked the mat beneath my feet
[08:41.99]I found a nickel in an ashtray
[08:43.59]And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats
[08:46.37]Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort
[08:50.92]The lady counts it up and says
[08:53.23]"You're still about a dollar short"
[08:55.35]And now my woman's got this weird look
[08:57.29]Frozen on her face
[08:59.25]She screams, "You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!"
[09:04.32]And so I turned around
[09:06.62]To the cashier again
[09:08.93]I shrugged and said: "Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then"
[09:13.02]So I pick up my change
[09:15.18]Pick up my receipt
[09:17.15]And I drive to the pickup window
[09:19.29]Man, I just can't wait to eat
[09:21.65]And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen
[09:26.27]Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
[09:28.28]"Hello, my name is Eugene."
[09:30.90]And he hands me a paper bag
[09:33.19]I look him in the eyes
[09:35.46]And I say to him, "Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?"
[09:40.31]Well, he looks at me
[09:42.63]And I look at him
[09:44.82]And he looks at me
[09:47.04]And I look at him
[09:49.32]And he looks it me
[09:51.40]And I look at him
[09:53.44]And he says, "I'm sorry!
[09:55.69]What did you want again?"
[09:57.97]I say "Ketchup!"
[09:59.37]And he says, "Oh yeah, that's right
[00:02.14]I just spaced out there for a second
[00:04.32]I'm really kind of burnt tonight."
[00:06.99]And then he hands me the ketchup
[00:09.21]And now we're finally drivin' away
[00:11.50]And the food is drivin' me mad
[00:13.39]With its intoxicating bouquet
[00:16.05]I'm starvin' to death
[00:17.01]By the time we pull up at the traffic light
[00:20.27]I say, "Baby, gimme that burger
[00:22.72]I just gotta have a bite!"
[00:24.79]So she reaches in the bag
[00:27.13]And pulls out the burger
[00:29.36]And she hands me the burger
[00:31.49]And I pick up the burger
[00:33.67]And then I unwrap the paper
[00:36.26]I bite into those buns
[00:38.51]And I just can't believe it
[00:40.81]They forgot the onion!
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