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[ti:Thank God for Girls]
[ar:Weezer]
[al:Weezer (White Album)]
[lang:English]
[length:03:30.18]
[by:Jun]
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[00:04.60]The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
[00:07.20]Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip in the woods
[00:11.38]With your bros that you've known since second grade and you
[00:14.43]May encounter dragons and ruffians and be
[00:16.76]Called upon to employ your testosterone
[00:19.49]In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
[00:24.47]And even if you are victorious
[00:26.56]You may receive many cuts and bruises and scrapes and you will
[00:29.61]Require band-aids and antiseptic ointments
[00:31.81]And tender love and kisses on your stab wounds
[00:34.20]And when you come home she will be there waiting
[00:37.26]For you with a fire in her eyes
[00:39.22]And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
[00:41.77]And that's why you
[00:43.64]Thank God for girls
[00:47.98]Holla Jesu Christe
[00:50.87]From Tennessee to LA
[00:53.22]Thank God for girls
[00:58.54]On your reckoning day
[01:01.50]You better bow down and pray
[01:04.16]She's so big, she's so strong
[01:09.27]She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[01:14.37]Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[01:19.45]Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[01:21.55]Thank God for girls
[01:24.81]I'm so glad I got a girl to think of
[01:27.81]Even though she isn't mine
[01:30.39]I think about her all the day and all the night, it's a
[01:32.86]'Nuff to know that she's a-live, she says I
[01:35.62]Give her sweaty palms, she almost had a heart attack
[01:37.76]The truth is that I'm just as scared, I don't know how to act
[01:40.27]I wish that I could get to know her better, but
[01:42.29]Meeting up in real life would cause illusion to shatter, oh I
[01:45.39]I carved her name into all the trees
[01:47.96]I sang a song down on one knee
[01:50.70]Looking at the underwear page in the Sears catalog like when I was 14
[01:55.33]I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
[02:00.28]I'm like an Indian fakir tryin' to meditate
[02:02.10]On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
[02:04.70]Thank God for girls
[02:09.74]Holla Jesu Christe
[02:12.17]From Tennessee to LA
[02:15.11]Thank God for girls
[02:20.22]On your reckoning day
[02:22.70]You better bow down and pray
[02:25.10]She's so big, she's so strong
[02:30.50]She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[02:35.23]Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[02:40.38]Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[02:42.55]Thank God for girls
[02:45.62]God took a rib from Adam
[02:48.30]Ground it up in a centrifuge machine
[02:51.37]Mixed it with cardamom and cloves
[02:53.45]Microwaved it on the "Popcorn" setting while Adam was like (woo hoo) "that really hurts"
[02:59.50]Goin' off into the tundra, so pissed at God
[03:03.36]And he started lightin' mighty forest fires stealin' osprey eggs
[03:06.72]Messing with the bees who would try to pollinate the echinacea
[03:09.86]Until God said "I'm a smite you with loneliness and break your heart in two"
[03:16.31]And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair
[03:21.30]Falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said
[03:25.94]Thank God
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1. Who is the singer of "Thank God for Girls" song?
⇒ Weezer has sung the song "Thank God for Girls".
2. Which album is the "Thank God for Girls" song from?
⇒ The song "Thank God for Girls" is from the album Weezer (White Album).
3. In which language is the "Thank God for Girls" song composed?
⇒ The song "Thank God for Girls" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "Thank God for Girls" song?
⇒ The official duration of "Thank God for Girls" is 03:30.18.
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Weezer - Thank God for Girls