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[ti:Taking My Ball]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Relapse: Refill]
[lang:English]
[length:05:02.58]
[by:Jun]
[re:www.rclyricsband.com]
[ve:v0.0.5]
[00:00.00]
[00:03.54]Yo, Dre, man
[00:07.70]Make my vocals sound sexy, woo
[00:15.57]Come on, man, come on, man, okay
[00:21.16]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[00:23.57]But it's all right, it's okay with me
[00:26.24]I'll do my steps all by myself
[00:28.93]I don't need nobody to play with me
[00:31.31]But if you just give me a chance
[00:33.40]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[00:35.97]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[00:37.91]So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[00:41.75]I'm that guy, man, shove a diamond up my hind end
[00:45.04]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
[00:47.71]Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
[00:50.33]While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl, now let's cuddle
[00:52.99]Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
[00:55.14]I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' wonderful
[00:57.98]I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
[01:00.60]Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
[01:03.31]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
[01:06.36]Of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
[01:09.60]I slash her in the ass with an icicle
[01:11.71]And leave her layin' in a bloodbath while I
[01:13.89]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
[01:16.53]In my Spider-Man mask, man, just imagine the
[01:19.09]Fun I can have with a strap-on
[01:20.74]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
[01:24.37]Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
[01:27.09]Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
[01:29.94]Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
[01:32.61]Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
[01:34.98]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[01:37.29]But it's all right, it's okay with me
[01:39.74]I'll do my steps all by myself
[01:42.61]I don't need nobody to play with me
[01:45.30]But if you just give me a chance
[01:47.12]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[01:49.47]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[01:51.36]So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[01:55.06]I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie-eenie weenie between each
[01:58.30]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
[02:00.62]Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
[02:03.27]Believe me, homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
[02:05.58]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I'm tryna maneuver the
[02:08.98]Hoover up in your poop chute, don't move or ya
[02:11.36]Might get it stuck so fuckin' far up in your uvula
[02:14.12]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus (woo)
[02:16.67]Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
[02:19.88]Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
[02:21.99]Wiener smothered in peanut butter, puttin' on a tube of ya
[02:24.64]Eye shadow and man, it looked nice, you should've seen it, mother
[02:27.81]I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
[02:30.25]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
[02:32.59]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
[02:35.94]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
[02:37.72]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[02:40.14]But it's all right, it's okay with me
[02:42.73]I'll do my steps all by myself
[02:45.36]I don't need nobody to play with me
[02:47.99]But if you just give me a chance
[02:49.92]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[02:52.51]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[02:54.71]So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[02:58.56]Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
[03:00.79]Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom, and
[03:03.87]Assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
[03:06.53]Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon
[03:08.86]Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon
[03:11.80]You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
[03:14.54]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
[03:17.39]You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
[03:19.84]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:22.41]And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
[03:25.01]Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
[03:27.17]Why you make her read 84 bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.64]'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed
[03:33.03]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
[03:35.64]No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
[03:38.27]You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
[03:40.85]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[03:43.27]But it's all right, it's okay with me
[03:46.05]I'll do my steps all by myself
[03:48.81]I don't need nobody to play with me
[03:51.18]But if you just give me a chance
[03:53.08]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[03:55.70]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[03:57.76]So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[04:01.76]Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
[04:04.19]Fuck you then, bitch
[04:06.36]You guys are always mean to me anyways
[04:10.00]All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
[04:13.07]You guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
[04:18.42]I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
[04:23.06]I'm goin' to tell my mom, mom
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1. Who is the singer of "Taking My Ball" song?
⇒ Eminem has sung the song "Taking My Ball".
2. Which album is the "Taking My Ball" song from?
⇒ The song "Taking My Ball" is from the album Relapse: Refill.
3. In which language is the "Taking My Ball" song composed?
⇒ The song "Taking My Ball" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "Taking My Ball" song?
⇒ The official duration of "Taking My Ball" is 05:02.58.
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Eminem - Taking My Ball