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[ti:Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[al:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[lang:English]
[length:05:42.04]
[by:Jun]
[re:www.rclyricsband.com]
[ve:v0.0.5]
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[00:09.33]Oh, the sand keeps fallin' through the hourglass
[00:13.27]There's no way you're gonna slow it down
[00:17.07]You say, "We gotta treasure each moment
[00:21.42]Who knows how long we're gonna be around?"
[00:25.51]Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short
[00:29.59]And it's hard to disagree with what you say
[00:33.41]But if time is so precious, why you wastin' mine?
[00:37.46]'Cause I'm always reading, always deleting
[00:41.91]Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
[00:47.83]Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes
[00:52.11]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[00:56.60]Well, I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
[01:01.28]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[01:05.59]No, it isn't okay if you brighten my day
[01:10.25]With some cut and pasted, hackneyed Hallmark poetry
[01:16.33]And I didn't request a personality test
[01:20.29]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[01:33.24]You're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments
[01:37.78]To every single person you know
[01:41.43]You're passin' 'round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
[01:45.86]That everybody else already saw three years ago
[01:49.91]And wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me
[01:59.20]And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
[02:03.61]But I have high hopes someone'll point you towards Snopes
[02:07.77]And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
[02:13.60]No, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
[02:17.88]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[02:22.57]Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists
[02:26.89]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[02:31.15]Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
[02:35.55]And I don't want the Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe
[02:41.26]Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain
[02:45.27]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[02:50.78]Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
[02:56.44]Now tell me
[02:57.23]In what alternate reality would I care about something like that?
[03:02.52]And by the way
[03:03.40]Your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
[03:06.75]Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
[03:09.98]And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
[03:13.89]And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna
[03:17.01]Kill me if I don't pass your letter along
[03:21.34]Well, now I know you're wishin' I'll sign your petition
[03:26.03]But stop forwarding that crap to me
[03:29.85]And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories
[03:34.44]Just stop forwarding that crap to me
[03:38.41]And your two million loser friends all have my address now
[03:43.29]'Cause you never figured out the way to BCC
[03:50.64]Now, I gotta insist
[03:54.64]Take me off of your list
[03:58.98]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:05.15](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:08.31](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:12.24](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:16.02](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:18.74]Just stop it now (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:22.19]Oh, no, whoa (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:26.85](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:29.57]I can't take it (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:33.34]Ah, please (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:37.76](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:40.97]You gotta stop (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:44.06]Right now (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:48.68](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:51.21]I'm not kidding (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[04:54.55]At the risk of being slightly
[04:56.77]Repetitious gonna ask you now to stop (stop)
[05:00.37]Sending me that (crap)
[05:04.20]I don't want it
[05:05.77]Don't send it to me
[05:07.61]Don't send it to me
[05:09.35](Stop forwarding that crap to me)
[05:11.74]Just stop (stop forwarding that crap to me)
[05:15.30]Oh, stop forwarding that crap to me
[05:22.74]To me
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