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[ti:Skipper Dan]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[al:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[lang:English]
[length:04:01.36]
[by:Jun]
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[00:06.47]I starred in every high school play
[00:10.21]Blew every drama teacher away
[00:13.52]I graduated first in my class at Juilliard
[00:21.30]Took every acting workshop I could
[00:25.21]And I dreamed of Hollywood
[00:28.85]While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
[00:36.32]Hit the boards and paid my dues
[00:39.68]And got phenomenal rave reviews
[00:43.45]I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
[00:49.92]I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
[00:54.80]Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
[00:58.47]But the years have come and gone
[01:00.95]And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out
[01:05.80]I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[01:09.76]Skipper Dan is the name
[01:13.22]And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[01:17.17]And every time it's the same
[01:21.11]Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
[01:24.73]Just like they've done for the last 50 years
[01:27.84]Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
[01:31.62]Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[01:36.47]♪
[01:40.85]Oh, the critics, they used to say
[01:44.38]I was the new Olivier
[01:48.16]Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
[01:55.36]Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me
[01:59.63]The only place you might possibly see me
[02:03.05]Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
[02:08.40]It ain't exactly what I planned
[02:10.20]But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[02:14.41]Skipper Dan is the name
[02:17.80]And I'm doin 34 shows every day
[02:21.94]And every time it's the same
[02:25.58]I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
[02:29.27]But what's the difference, that's all behind me now
[02:32.38]Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
[02:36.13]And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[02:40.88]I should be there on Broadway
[02:42.75]Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
[02:48.17]But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
[02:51.08]Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
[03:00.33]Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
[03:04.22]That's an African bull elephant
[03:07.90]And there it is, the backside of water!
[03:11.54]What have I done with my life?!
[03:13.58]I should a listened when my grandfather said
[03:17.42]"Why don't you major in business instead?"
[03:20.31]Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
[03:24.30]And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[03:30.08]Skipper Dan is the name
[03:33.30]And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[03:37.49]And every time it's the same
[03:41.25]Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears
[03:45.01]Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears
[03:48.12]Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
[03:51.86]Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[03:55.63]I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
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1. Who is the singer of "Skipper Dan" song?
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⇒ The song "Skipper Dan" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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⇒ The song "Skipper Dan" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "Skipper Dan" is 04:01.36.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper Dan