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[ti:Offended]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Revival]
[lang:English]
[length:05:20.92]
[by:Jun]
[re:www.rclyricsband.com]
[ve:v0.0.5]
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[00:00.17]You claim if you get knocked by the cops
[00:01.42]You'll give 'em not even a statement
[00:03.33]Walk in the arraignment, shoot the bailiff
[00:05.08]Karate kick the plaintiff
[00:06.78]Gotti with the stainless
[00:08.03]I'll just call that shoddy entertainment
[00:09.51]If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
[00:11.17]On molly, had the audience sedated
[00:13.22]You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
[00:14.97]Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
[00:16.61]But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
[00:18.25]Bitch, stop bein' a lame
[00:19.92]Your hobby is in robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
[00:22.28]Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
[00:23.71]And chainsawing them in the basement
[00:25.11]Hardly fits your job description
[00:26.46]Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of
[00:27.64]The club like, "Oh my God, he's trippin'"
[00:28.98]Only time you get the blade is probably
[00:30.27]With the dang lawn equipment, ain't it?
[00:31.92]Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it
[00:35.68]I need to stop bein' debated
[00:37.08]You're still copyin', Xeroxing, I'm still coppin' a feel
[00:40.50]Like Bill Cosby at will
[00:41.98]Popping a pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
[00:44.34]Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy
[00:48.44]This blonde fucks reprehensible misconducts, never sensible
[00:51.64]Kiss my butt, my set of principles is gone
[00:53.81]But 'til I get the President to respond
[00:55.81]My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
[00:57.58]And send it to Mitch McConnell's
[00:58.89]Just as big of a bitch as Donald
[01:00.09]Shit's on, bruh
[01:01.97]Let me sing this shit soprano
[01:03.42]While I do it pizzicato
[01:04.63]Ivanka, stiff-arm her
[01:05.95]While I'm hittin' on Melania
[01:07.79]And this song's for all ya
[01:08.95]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[01:10.92]They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended)
[01:12.91]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[01:14.92]But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended)
[01:17.23]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[01:19.08]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended)
[01:21.35]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[01:23.38]'Til everybody eats my turds
[01:25.65]These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
[01:28.07]Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
[01:30.18]Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
[01:32.09]I'm gettin' handys with the sanny, Xannys in the Caddy armrest
[01:34.39]I'm imagining objects, so I'm batting cobwebs
[01:36.26]From a daddy longleg
[01:37.51]In Hamtramck got the panoramic camera
[01:39.53]Xanax, a banana hammock and a Santa hat
[01:41.21]I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
[01:42.74]With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
[01:44.72]Twice your age and I'm actin' half it
[01:48.10]Grow up? Nah
[01:49.23]Not that I know of, y'all
[01:50.89]Basement just got a frickin' overhaul, got a stripper pole installed
[01:53.87]Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowlin' ball
[01:56.47]Like an overdose on twice the ratio
[01:58.43]Of Propofol and go through no withdrawal
[01:59.92]While I get fellatio and give a facial to
[02:01.79]An interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
[02:05.01]You're so appalled (Em), so's my manager
[02:07.40]Bitch I am mature, fuck a pro career
[02:09.19]Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here
[02:11.05]And nobody's close, so don't compare
[02:12.72]They ain't nowhere near, I'm way over here
[02:14.36]My competition can't see me
[02:16.42]'Cause I don't own a mirror
[02:18.58]But Marshall, you are terrific, so smart and gifted
[02:21.33]I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I sniff it
[02:22.96]Do a fake dab to smell my armpits with it
[02:24.89]Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs
[02:26.77]But I made strides with these raid blinds
[02:28.46]I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
[02:30.31]Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
[02:32.01]Bang, bang, bang, bang time
[02:33.70]Dang knives're butcher than gay wives
[02:35.36]You couldn't eat citrus the same size
[02:37.12]As the blade I push into caput'cha when I
[02:39.07]Pull 'em like, sleigh rides
[02:40.64]Gotta stab a bitch at least eight times
[02:42.18]To make it on Dateline
[02:43.57]I came to stake my claim like a canine
[02:45.62]Waitin' in a buffet line
[02:47.24]So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad hombre
[02:50.25]Come play, belly dance on me
[02:52.26]I've been making wedding plans all day
[02:54.17]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[02:56.17]They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended)
[02:58.35]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[03:00.04]But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended)
[03:02.81]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[03:04.71]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended)
[03:06.89]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[03:08.76]'Til everybody eats my turds
[03:11.52]Eight year old with the wordplay
[03:13.46]Girl, take this pole like a survey
[03:15.27]Today wasn't my birthday
[03:16.89]But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
[03:18.79]So we're in shape
[03:20.56]'Cause you're in a slurrin' state
[03:21.60]I'm a 10, you're an 8
[03:23.23]Like what I do before, after, and during rape
[03:26.08]You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better?
[03:28.61]And they made a fool out of what I pulled out him
[03:30.60]R. Kelly with a full bladder
[03:32.24]Not in high school, grad, I'm not a scholar
[03:34.17]But I'm so cold that I'm droppin' out with my degrees
[03:35.91]It's the same as I got in college (zero)
[03:37.62]But nobody's hotter, you owe me my respect
[03:39.40]I owe you nada like Haloti, partner, blow me
[03:41.01]Told you I'm so dirty, homie you can throw me in some holy water
[03:43.35]With some floaties on
[03:44.32]And get the soap and try to get the Pope to hold me
[03:46.18]While you hose me off and, nope, I won't be washed
[03:47.85]You hope to God I don't explode, I gotta blow this spot up, though
[03:50.12]I got a lotta more
[03:51.20]I won't put the sugar coating on it though
[03:52.87]'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
[03:55.25]Rap's got you drained, dead tired, zapped
[03:57.40]You feel like a wet pile of crap
[03:59.16]But look, man, like the feds buggin' my phone, uh-huh
[04:01.42]I get why you're tapped
[04:02.86]But you gotta get your fire back
[04:04.31]Catch fire, get upset and fire back
[04:06.13]Is what I tell myself
[04:08.24]When times get bad
[04:09.72]'Cause sometimes I might get sad
[04:10.85]But I take the same advice I had
[04:13.18]And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie, when life's a drag
[04:16.16]Told her to do like her dad, don't cry, get mad
[04:19.97]'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
[04:23.23]I'm hyper, by the time you see this side of me
[04:25.45]I'm right in your ass (sodomy)
[04:27.00]Foot up it, I stood up for the kid
[04:28.70]Who had to put up with the bullies at his school (at his school)
[04:30.70]You ain't have to have no money
[04:31.80]Or go shoppin' just to cop a fuckin' attitude
[04:33.93]Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain
[04:35.57]That's rised too high to count it
[04:37.07]Never asked to be rich, all I did was wish
[04:38.49]I had a dime for every time that I was doubted
[04:40.53]But then I think about it and I'm enraged
[04:42.68]'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
[04:44.36]For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
[04:46.07]It'd be minimum wage
[04:47.48]But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
[04:49.23]What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of
[04:50.93]But I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat and blood
[04:52.50]I put up in the pen, and when I'm dead I wonder
[04:53.74]Will they put me on a pedestal or forget I was ever this incredible?
[04:55.88]I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get
[04:57.32]Another mothafuckin' opportunity again
[04:58.71]To offend as many people with this I can, simply because I can
[05:01.11]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[05:03.48]They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended)
[05:05.90]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[05:07.79]But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended)
[05:10.05]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[05:12.01]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended)
[05:14.32]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[05:16.06]'Til everybody eats my turds
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2. Which album is the "Offended" song from?
⇒ The song "Offended" is from the album Revival.
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⇒ The song "Offended" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "Offended" is 05:20.92.
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