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[ti:Kookies]
[ar:MF DOOM]
[al:MM..FOOD]
[lang:English]
[length:04:01.52]
[by:Jun]
[re:www.rclyricsband.com]
[ve:v0.0.5]
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[00:00.08]It's horrible
[00:00.50]One little evening alone home
[00:02.10]End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
[00:04.02]And here I am, known for giving heavy back aches
[00:06.37]Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes
[00:08.96]Supposed to be checking e-mails
[00:10.56]All I got is messages from ass naked females
[00:13.60]I don't know a Jenny
[00:14.72]She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny
[00:17.97]And that's the last time I saw her
[00:18.77]But thousands of more horror and on-line Gomorra
[00:21.88]And Sodom, they got 'em with they curls out
[00:23.66]And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts
[00:26.72]I wonder what I owe her for a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa
[00:30.08]("Nite nite!") Uh, okay honey, sweet dreams
[00:32.68]Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans
[00:34.48]A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt
[00:36.63]Wife wakes up and I'm kill't over spilled milk
[00:39.01]Locked in looking at your picture
[00:40.94]Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya
[00:43.29]Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone
[00:45.44]A man could only wish you could do the same till he get home
[00:47.62]Fat chance, at least he get snacks
[00:49.83]That'd have to do till a brother get back
[00:51.73]Untill then smack One-Eyed Jack
[00:53.65]And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack
[00:56.88]That's three different flavors
[00:58.42]Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers
[01:00.51]Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up
[01:02.71]I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up
[01:04.96]As soon as he fell off his beat down
[01:07.10]All I hear is, "13th cell put the sheet down"
[01:09.57]Damn C.O
[01:10.32]What the hell do she know?
[01:11.36]Besides the fact that she wanna get dug out on the d-low
[01:13.90]A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen
[01:15.83]Out in the mountains and I stop drinking again
[01:18.19]In the wee hours, he's gotten farther
[01:20.04]Needing three showers, being hot and bothered
[01:22.30]The wiz with her legs bent pregnant
[01:24.51]God bless the day she wondered where her egg went
[01:26.76]I need a L but it's hard to drink with out it
[01:29.03]And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it
[01:30.92]Watching "BET" on jazz for knowledge on file
[01:33.34]Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild
[01:35.76]Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch
[01:38.85]Like we got for lunch, chocolate fudge butter crunch
[01:40.30]♪
[01:49.17]You don't mess with the Ritz Bitz
[01:50.84]Wheat Thins, Saltines or Triscuits
[01:53.62]Matzos or Cheez-Its
[01:55.07]Catch sugar fits every time that he sees
[01:57.69]Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunk
[01:59.61]Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk
[02:01.65]Even the Oreos, no matter what the weather
[02:04.27]Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together
[02:06.59]In the game he's shameless
[02:07.96]Even uses a code name: Famous Amos
[02:10.49]Cheaper than a short stay at the Days Inn
[02:12.38]And good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin
[02:15.12]Give a hand to who invented the camera
[02:16.67]Skip past the graham, animal and Grandma's
[02:19.19]Shh, make sure she don't wake from her dream chill
[02:21.37]Or get caught with a handful of cream fill
[02:24.09]"Oh, honey!"
[02:25.36]"What are you doing? That's so nasty!" (It might seem ill)
[02:28.19]"Ew! Go wash your hand! No!"
[02:32.23]"Get out of here!" (Kookies)
[02:33.88]♪
[03:03.16]DOOM is master of the world
[03:07.24]I'd sure hate to see that ugly mug of yours in my history book
[03:09.83]You've disturbed me for the last time
[03:15.51]Hey, y'know something gang? That DOOM ain't really all bad
[03:19.89]What do you mean, Ben?
[03:21.05]Well, on account of him I had me a real good time
[03:24.09]Y'know? I mean, between you and me, I kinda like being black
[03:27.66]Well, maybe if we're lucky, he'll attack us once more and send you back, Benjamin
[03:33.65]Ah-haha, very funny, very-very funny
[03:46.51]He must be mad
[03:47.58]Well, if anyone can do it, nevertheless let's get out of here, while we can
[03:54.07]Food, we need food
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1. Who is the singer of "Kookies" song?
⇒ MF DOOM has sung the song "Kookies".
2. Which album is the "Kookies" song from?
⇒ The song "Kookies" is from the album MM..FOOD.
3. In which language is the "Kookies" song composed?
⇒ The song "Kookies" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "Kookies" song?
⇒ The official duration of "Kookies" is 04:01.52.
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