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[00:00.08]It's been one week since we got to see
[00:02.63]Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
[00:04.86]Five days since they had the show
[00:06.89]With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho
[00:09.17]Three days since we heard the tale
[00:11.06]About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
[00:13.41]Yesterday it occurred to me
[00:15.31]That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
[00:17.80]Holy cow, did you see it last week?
[00:19.16]Well, they had this one freak
[00:20.32]Who suckered punched his whole family
[00:21.87]Do you recall when the brawl became a total free-for-all
[00:24.14]And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
[00:26.18]Hey, see the stripper with the implants
[00:27.87]She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
[00:30.42]Now here comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest
[00:33.14]'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
[00:34.75]Nymphomaniac is back on crack
[00:35.97]It's like 'When Animals Attack'
[00:37.07]They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
[00:38.97]Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
[00:40.25]Step on their toes, that's how it goes
[00:41.34]They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
[00:43.21]They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
[00:45.61]On the air they don't care, they've got no shame
[00:47.69]There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
[00:49.76]When he found out that his wife had a sex change
[00:52.12]They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
[00:54.16]They have a history of ripping off their shirts
[00:56.17]It's been one week since they had the fight
[00:58.39]With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
[01:00.49]Five days since that awful brawl
[01:02.36]They still haven't got the blood off the wall
[01:04.60]It's been three days since the bitter feud
[01:06.74]Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
[01:09.08]Yesterday, finally dawned on me
[01:11.11]I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
[01:13.90]Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister
[01:16.14]Oh, which one?
[01:17.48]All of 'em
[01:18.52]Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake
[01:21.02]Yeah, well, well me too
[01:22.60]Oh!
[01:23.31]And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie
[01:24.55]Woofie, you bitch!
[01:26.32]Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat
[01:28.78]That goat doesn't love you
[01:30.35]Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
[01:32.52]Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
[01:34.50]Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation
[01:37.27]He puts the 'sin' in syndication
[01:38.95]It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck
[01:41.70]Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
[01:43.26]Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos
[01:45.72]The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
[01:47.66]If you've seen the show, well, then you know
[01:48.91]It's just as low as you can go
[01:50.13]The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
[01:51.94]And pretty soon some ugly goon
[01:53.22]Comes in the room and then it's 'boom'
[01:54.25]In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
[01:56.18]Well, it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
[01:58.26]Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
[02:00.36]"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their favorite chant
[02:02.53]Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
[02:04.45]I have a tendency to watch it religiously
[02:06.90]I have a history of taping each one
[02:08.91]It's been one week since the show about
[02:10.91]Psycho killers with problems they should work out
[02:13.20]Five days since the big surprise, when
[02:15.24]Some loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guys
[02:17.37]Three days since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
[02:19.97]Porn star midgets who were all nude
[02:21.58]Yesterday, it occurred to me
[02:23.74]That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
[02:27.48]Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
[02:31.95]I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
[02:35.87]Come over here and pull on my finger
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" by BareNaked Ladies)