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[ti:I Can't Watch This]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[al:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[lang:English]
[length:03:31.28]
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[00:03.68]I can't watch this
[00:07.29]I can't watch this
[00:10.81]I can't watch this
[00:13.64]My, my, my (I can't watch this)
[00:15.23]My TV makes me so bored
[00:16.95]Makes me say "oh, my Lord"
[00:18.64]What is this garbage here?
[00:20.41]Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
[00:22.29]It sucks, and that's no lie
[00:24.14]It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
[00:26.04]Lowers my IQ one notch
[00:27.88]And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
[00:31.15]I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
[00:34.41]Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this
[00:38.24]Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
[00:41.42]Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this
[00:44.34]Talkin' 'bout sick shows
[00:45.89]There's America's Funniest Home Videos
[00:47.45]I can't believe my eyes
[00:49.36]When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
[00:51.24]Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
[00:53.96]Lands right on the lawn
[00:54.87]Face first on a rake
[00:56.85]I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
[00:58.48]That's funny as a kick in the crotch
[01:00.50]And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
[01:04.25]Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
[01:07.57]Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
[01:10.37]Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
[01:13.40]Cosby Show and Roseanne
[01:14.77]Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
[01:16.51]Judge Wapner, oh my
[01:18.35]You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
[01:20.14]Thirtysomething is alright
[01:22.00]If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
[01:23.73]Can't stand Twin Peaks
[01:25.74]Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks
[01:27.40]Those Siskel and Ebert bums
[01:29.39]Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
[01:32.09]That's word because you know... I can't watch this
[01:37.69]I can't watch this
[01:41.39]Break it down!
[01:42.13]Here's how to order...
[01:43.09]Money back guarantee...
[01:44.06]Removes tough stains fast...
[01:45.92]It tastes more like fresh peanuts...
[01:47.37]They keep going and going...
[01:49.37]Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
[01:51.09]Could be dandruff...
[01:52.01]Our prices are insane!
[01:55.02]Stop, prime-time
[01:56.44]I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
[01:58.23]If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
[01:59.87]Or that guy with the real flat hair
[02:01.67]That goes "woof-woof-woof" and waves his fist in the air
[02:03.53]Or those weird talk shows
[02:05.53]About transsexual Nazi Eskimos
[02:07.05]They're rude, crude and vile
[02:09.05]Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
[02:11.11]Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this
[02:16.58]Look man... I can't watch this
[02:19.41]I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
[02:21.27]I can't watch this
[02:22.91]Pay the bills, station break
[02:24.80]Break it down!
[02:25.43]Operators are standing by...
[02:26.92]Cubic zirconium necklaces...
[02:28.31]You're soaking in it...
[02:29.22]And our fabulous swimsuit issue...
[02:31.11]When you've got a headache this big...
[02:32.87]Read the book...
[02:33.56]This is your brain on drugs...
[02:35.21]I've fallen and I can't get up!
[02:38.40]Stop, Cable Time
[02:39.83]HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
[02:43.21]I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
[02:46.94]Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
[02:50.27]I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
[02:54.23]Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless TandA
[02:57.68]It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away
[03:01.03]I can't watch this
[03:04.40]I can't watch this
[03:07.98]I can't watch this
[03:10.62]Yeah... I can't watch this
[03:14.02]I told you... can't watch this
[03:18.10]Too hip, can't watch this
[03:21.61]Get me outta here... can't watch this
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1. Who is the singer of "I Can't Watch This" song?
⇒ "Weird Al" Yankovic has sung the song "I Can't Watch This".
2. Which album is the "I Can't Watch This" song from?
⇒ The song "I Can't Watch This" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.
3. In which language is the "I Can't Watch This" song composed?
⇒ The song "I Can't Watch This" is composed in the English language.
4. What is the official duration of the "I Can't Watch This" song?
⇒ The official duration of "I Can't Watch This" is 03:31.28.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Can't Watch This