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[ti:Hardware Store]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[al:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[lang:English]
[length:03:43.90]
[by:Jun]
[re:www.rclyricsband.com]
[ve:v0.0.5]
[00:00.00]
[00:15.22]Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
[00:16.71]Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
[00:18.81]I thought that I would go right out of my mind
[00:20.36]Until a friend told me the news
[00:22.79]He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
[00:24.37]Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.42]And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
[00:28.16]Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
[00:30.50]Since then I've been walking on air (air)
[00:32.13]I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:33.88]'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
[00:35.75]I've been waiting since last June
[00:38.31]For this day to finally arrive
[00:39.71]I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
[00:41.56]'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
[00:43.53]Well, I hope they open soon
[00:45.92]I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[00:49.64]When are they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.36]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[00:55.25]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.97]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[00:58.94]Hardware store
[01:03.32]♪
[01:10.51]In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:11.87]Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:13.98]I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.70]You know, I had to be first in line
[01:18.06]Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.56]Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
[01:21.89]See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.25]One of them will be all mine
[01:25.89]Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.17]Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.12]Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.06]All arranged alphabetically
[01:33.18]And they're doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.87]There's a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.48]That says every 27th customer
[01:38.46]Will get a ball peen hammer free
[01:40.89]I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[01:45.03]When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.55]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[01:50.23]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[01:52.23]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[01:54.00]Hardware store
[01:58.19]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[01:59.74]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.79]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[02:03.66]Hardware store
[02:08.62]♪
[02:18.34](Would you look at all that stuff)
[02:22.30]They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.27]Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.38]Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.19]BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.23]Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.39]Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.13]Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.89]Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.89]Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
[02:39.64]Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
[02:41.74]Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.50]Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.39]Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.26]Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.38]Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.21]Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.20]I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[02:57.10]When are they gonna open the door?
[03:00.65]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:02.61]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:04.45]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:06.34]Hardware store
[03:10.31]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:12.13]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.92]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:15.67]Hardware store
[03:19.67]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:21.42]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:23.51]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:25.29]Hardware store
[03:28.94]RCLyricsBand.Com
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1. Who is the singer of "Hardware Store" song?
⇒ "Weird Al" Yankovic has sung the song "Hardware Store".
2. Which album is the "Hardware Store" song from?
⇒ The song "Hardware Store" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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⇒ The song "Hardware Store" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "Hardware Store" is 03:43.90.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store