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    Download Handy Lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic - Read, Copy & Get LRC, PDF, TXT, SRT Files

    Read, copy, and download the Handy lyrics LRC file, which provides synchronized music subtitles for the song Handy by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic. Our LRC file is created using the free "LRC File Maker" tool and matches the official length of the song, which is 02:56.30. Additionally, you can download the lyrics in TXT (.txt), SRT (.srt), and PDF (.pdf) formats.



    Handy by "Weird Al" Yankovic LRC Format

    [ti:Handy]
    [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
    [al:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
    [lang:English]
    [length:02:56.30]
    [by:Jun]
    [re:www.rclyricsband.com]
    [ve:v0.0.5]
    [00:00.00]
    [00:08.01]First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman)
    [00:10.35]Remodeling is my only passion (it's my passion)
    [00:13.28]And I'm the greatest in the business, want referrals, yo
    [00:15.79]My clientèle will bear you witness (right, right)
    [00:17.91]I can help when your door jamb sticks (heh?)
    [00:20.15]There is nothing in the world I can't fix (yeah)
    [00:22.93]I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks
    [00:24.65]Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks (bag of tricks)
    [00:27.94]Where you go when your disposal is rusted? (Rusted)
    [00:30.31]Termite problem making you disgusted (yuck)
    [00:33.19]When your front window is busted
    [00:35.75]Just one man that's always trusted
    [00:37.54]I'm so handy, you already know
    [00:42.18]I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow
    [00:47.45]I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code
    [00:52.21]When your dishwasher's about to explode
    [00:57.24]Now you see that your furnace is needing some service
    [01:00.02]I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous
    [01:02.44]Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica
    [01:04.99]Maybe I'll hook up your dishwasher combo dryer
    [01:07.15]But all your pipes are antique
    [01:08.36]Your water pressure's too weak
    [01:09.64]You got an attic full of dry rot
    [01:10.86]Because your roof sprung a leak
    [01:12.07]Your fridge is starting to reek
    [01:13.25]Your hardwood floors really squeak
    [01:14.59]But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique
    [01:17.10]Now let me glue that, glue that and screw that, screw that
    [01:19.65]Any random chore you got, well I can do that, do that
    [01:22.07]Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun
    [01:24.67]I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one
    [01:27.50]I'm so handy, everyone said so
    [01:32.17]I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
    [01:37.51]I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know
    [01:42.15]When your leaf blower doesn't blow
    [01:47.54]Patch the drywall, clean your gutters and mow the lawn
    [01:52.50]Make that phone call, I'll install anything you want
    [01:57.23]Yeah, check my big staple gun, my socket wrenches are second to none
    [02:02.54]I won't quit 'til I'm done, don't even care if I hammer my thumb (ow)
    [02:13.40]Still rocking my screwdriver
    [02:15.29]Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGyver
    [02:17.79]Your heating bills are shocking
    [02:20.29]I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
    [02:23.69]Your house is a disaster, huh?
    [02:25.33]Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh?
    [02:28.49]Let me be your stripper
    [02:29.86]Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker
    [02:32.52]I'm so handy, you already know
    [02:37.17]I'll beat all price quotes, my hourly rates are low
    [02:42.47]I'm so handy, you should call this pro
    [02:47.19]I'm in the phone book and se habla español
    [02:50.61]RCLyricsBand.Com

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    FAQ:

    1. Who is the singer of "Handy" song?

    ⇒ "Weird Al" Yankovic has sung the song "Handy".

    2. Which album is the "Handy" song from?

    ⇒ The song "Handy" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.

    3. In which language is the "Handy" song composed?

    ⇒ The song "Handy" is composed in the English language.

    4. What is the official duration of the "Handy" song?

    ⇒ The official duration of "Handy" is 02:56.30.

    5. Can I reupload this LRC file on the internet?

    ⇒ Sorry, you are not allowed to reupload this LRC file on the internet without permission. This is only for your personal use.

    6. Does this LRC file perfectly match the official song?

    ⇒ Yes, it does most of the time, but sometimes you may need to apply an offset using our tool, LRC File Maker (e.g., +10 or -10).

    "Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy