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[ti:Genius In France]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[al:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[lang:English]
[length:08:56.78]
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[00:15.65]I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
[00:18.45]Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
[00:29.41]I barely even know how to put on my own pants
[00:36.78]But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
[00:44.31]Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka
[00:45.27]I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
[00:49.60]I got a negative number on my SATs
[00:59.80]I'm not good looking, and I don't know how to dance
[01:08.33]But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be a
[01:10.42]Genius in France, genius in France, genius in France
[01:22.21]People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
[01:25.22]An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
[01:30.71]If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
[01:38.07]But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
[01:41.36]They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
[01:44.90]When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
[01:51.69]They love my body odor and my bad toupee
[01:55.63]They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
[01:58.50]And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
[02:02.94]In some café down in St. Tropez
[02:06.17]It's hard to keep the fans at bay
[02:09.74]They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
[02:12.38]"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
[02:16.53]Hemenene humenene himenene homenene
[02:18.40]Poodle... poodle...
[02:30.78]Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
[02:32.12]Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
[02:36.92]A few peas short of a casserole
[02:38.51]A few buttons missing on my remote control
[02:43.81]A few fries short of a happy meal
[02:45.71]I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
[02:53.90]Instructions on the heel
[02:56.11]Instructions on the heel
[02:59.77]But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
[03:02.34]Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
[03:05.58]And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response:
[03:08.50](He's a genius in France! Genius in France!) That's right
[03:12.29](He's a genius in France! Genius in France!) You know it
[03:15.93](He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France!)
[03:22.78]I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
[03:26.77]But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
[03:36.69]They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
[03:43.15]I say, "Oui, oui"
[03:46.23]That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
[03:49.62]"Oui, oui"
[03:53.97]He says, "Oui, oui"
[03:57.68]I'm dumber than a box of hair
[04:00.87]But those Frenchies don't seem to care
[04:04.16]Don't know why, mon frere
[04:06.34]But they love me there
[04:07.56]I'm a genius in France
[04:09.88]Yeah... I'm a genius in France
[04:14.72]Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
[04:21.10]Gonna make those Frenchies scream, "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
[04:28.07]Like a fine Renoir (waa!), I've got that je ne sais quoi (quoi!)
[04:33.58]Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la!), I've got that je ne sais...
[04:38.34]Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
[04:41.94]Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
[04:45.85]Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
[04:46.98]Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
[04:48.31]Bow
[04:50.61]I'm a taco short of a combo plate
[04:55.54]But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
[04:59.67]Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
[05:02.93]They like me more than heavy cream
[05:05.33]When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
[05:07.21]My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
[05:15.29]They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
[05:16.88]When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
[05:20.59]And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
[05:23.02]People in France have lots of attitude
[05:26.80]They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
[05:29.14]But when they see me, they just come unglued
[05:35.03]They think that I am one happening dude
[05:39.28]Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
[05:40.71]I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
[05:43.45]But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
[05:45.12]Entre nous, it's very true
[05:50.13]The room temperature's higher than my IQ
[05:52.96]But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
[05:58.32]How did this happen? I don't have a clue
[06:02.45]Well... I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
[06:09.30]I don't have any skills or grace or charm
[06:15.89]And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
[06:23.10]But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
[06:30.12]And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
[06:34.92]I'm never never never never goin' back home again
[06:38.69]I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
[06:43.12]Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it
[06:47.02]'Cause I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
[06:49.93]I'm never goin' back
[06:55.38]The girls back home never gave me a chance
[06:58.58]But I sho nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
[07:03.03]And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
[07:07.11]But GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY, I'm a genius in France
[07:14.97]Every Frenchie that I meet
[07:17.82]Just can't wait to kiss my feet
[07:20.87]Get in line, pucker up! Tout suite!
[07:23.31]Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
[07:25.95]I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
[07:29.72]I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
[07:32.18]Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
[07:34.41]A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
[07:43.81]A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
[07:49.16]I'm the biggest dork there is alive
[08:22.84]My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35
[08:29.78]And I forgot to mention
[08:32.27]I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
[08:37.02]But the Frenchies think
[08:37.77]That my poop don't stink
[08:40.48]I'm a genius in France
[08:44.70]Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
[08:49.88]Merci beaucoup
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