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[ti:Everything You Know Is Wrong]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
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[lang:English]
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[00:09.21]I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
[00:12.27]With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
[00:16.04]When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
[00:18.98]Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
[00:21.30]I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
[00:24.19]"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
[00:26.63]"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
[00:29.18]I probably would have kept on guessing
[00:31.27]But about that time we crashed into the truck
[00:33.19]And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
[00:36.15]Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
[00:41.43]Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
[00:44.72]Everything you know is wrong
[00:48.17]Black is white, up is down and short is long
[00:50.98]And everything you thought was just so
[00:53.37]Important doesn't matter
[00:56.46]Everything you know is wrong
[01:00.04]Just forget the words and sing along
[01:02.76]All you need to understand is
[01:05.48]Everything you know is wrong
[01:08.82]I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
[01:12.50]When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
[01:16.58]And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
[01:18.87]Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
[01:20.83]They sucked out my internal organs
[01:22.94]And they took some polaroids
[01:24.65]And said I was a darn good sport
[01:26.58]And as a way of saying thank you
[01:28.51]They offered to transport me back to
[01:29.91]Any point in history that I would care to go
[01:32.84]And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
[01:35.97]So I could pay my phone bill on time
[01:38.73]Just then the floating disembodied head of
[01:41.23]Colonel Sanders started yelling
[01:44.01]Everything you know is wrong
[01:47.78]Black is white, up is down and short is long
[01:50.78]And everything you thought was just so
[01:53.19]Important doesn't matter
[01:56.02]Everything you know is wrong
[01:59.30]Just forget the words and sing along
[02:02.44]All you need to understand is
[02:05.23]Everything you know is wrong
[02:07.76]♪
[02:44.18]I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
[02:48.01]When I got a nasty papercut
[02:50.45]And, well, to make a long story short
[02:53.12]It got infected and I died
[02:55.33]So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
[02:58.06]By the pearly gates
[02:59.52]And it's obvious he doesn't like
[03:01.45]The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
[03:04.40]He tells me that they've got a dress code
[03:07.39]Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
[03:10.30]But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
[03:13.62]For all eternity
[03:15.82]And every day he runs by screaming
[03:19.49]Everything you know is wrong
[03:22.82]Black is white, up is down and short is long
[03:25.82]And everything you used to think was so important
[03:28.43]Doesn't really matter anymore
[03:29.78]Because the simple fact remains that
[03:31.58]Everything you know is wrong
[03:34.83]Just forget the words and sing along
[03:37.81]All you need to understand is
[03:39.97]Everything you know is wrong
[03:43.62]Everything you know is wrong
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1. Who is the singer of "Everything You Know Is Wrong" song?
⇒ "Weird Al" Yankovic has sung the song "Everything You Know Is Wrong".
2. Which album is the "Everything You Know Is Wrong" song from?
⇒ The song "Everything You Know Is Wrong" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.
3. In which language is the "Everything You Know Is Wrong" song composed?
⇒ The song "Everything You Know Is Wrong" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "Everything You Know Is Wrong" is 03:47.48.
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