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[00:07.67]Jillian was her name
[00:09.76]She was sweeter than aspartame
[00:13.87]Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
[00:16.94]And after that I never was the same
[00:20.92]And I loved her even more than
[00:23.90]Marlon Brando loved soufflé
[00:28.79]She was gorgeous, she was charming
[00:31.77]Yeah, she was perfect in every way
[00:34.91]Except she was always using the word "infer"
[00:38.95]When she obviously meant "imply"
[00:43.03]And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
[00:46.91]But frankly, I can't imagine why
[00:49.03]And I told her, I said...
[00:50.99]Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?
[00:54.93]No, I don't think we are
[00:57.87]You're close...
[01:01.90]But no cigar
[01:06.11]Then I met sweet young Janet
[01:09.96]Prettiest thing on the planet
[01:13.90]Had a body hotter than a habañero
[01:17.11]She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
[01:20.08]And I was crazy like Manson about her
[01:24.03]She got me all choked up like Mama Cass
[01:27.99]She had a smile so incredibly radiant
[01:31.04]You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
[01:34.97]I thought after all these years of searchin' around
[01:38.99]I'd found my soul mate finally
[01:42.13]But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
[01:46.10]Of "Joe Dirt" on DVD
[01:49.08]Aw, no... I said...
[01:50.08]Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?
[01:54.13]No, I don't think we are
[01:57.10]You're close
[02:00.10]Aw, so very close
[02:04.12]Yeah, baby, you're close, so close
[02:08.07]But no cigar
[02:13.00]♪
[02:35.06]Julie played water polo
[02:38.06]She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo
[02:42.19]She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near
[02:45.21]My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo
[02:49.17]And she was everything I've dreamed of
[02:52.17]She moved right up to #1 on my list
[02:56.18]And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire
[03:00.06]Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?
[03:03.22]Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
[03:07.17]Look like a big fat slobberin' pig
[03:11.18]The only caveat is one of her ear lobes
[03:14.18]Was just a little tiny bit too big
[03:18.23]I said...
[03:19.20]Hey, are we doin' government work here?
[03:23.24]No, I don't think we are
[03:26.29]You're close!
[03:27.34]So very, very close
[03:33.32]Aw, baby, you're close, so close
[03:37.33]But no cigar
[03:39.33]Missed it by that much
[03:42.25]Aw yeah, all right
[03:45.28]Really, really, really close
[03:48.32]But no cigar
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⇒ The song "Close But No Cigar" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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⇒ The song "Close But No Cigar" is composed in the English language.
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⇒ The official duration of "Close But No Cigar" is 03:55.58.
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