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[lang:Italian]
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[00:07.67]Jillian was her name
[00:09.75]She was sweeter than aspartame
[00:13.88]Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
[00:16.90]And after that I never was the same
[00:20.85]And I loved her even more than
[00:23.87]Marlon Brando loved soufflé
[00:28.77]She was gorgeous, she was charming
[00:31.81]Yeah, she was perfect in every way
[00:34.88]Except she was always using the word "infer"
[00:39.01]When she obviously meant "imply"
[00:42.95]And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
[00:46.94]But frankly, I can't imagine why
[00:49.00]And I told her, I said...
[00:51.03]Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?
[00:54.94]No, I don't think we are
[00:57.90]You're close...
[01:01.89]But no cigar
[01:06.09]Then I met sweet young Janet
[01:09.99]Prettiest thing on the planet
[01:13.89]Had a body hotter than a habañero
[01:17.14]She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
[01:20.09]And I was crazy like Manson about her
[01:23.96]She got me all choked up like Mama Cass
[01:28.02]She had a smile so incredibly radiant
[01:30.97]You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
[01:34.97]I thought after all these years of searchin' around
[01:38.99]I'd found my soul mate finally
[01:42.11]But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
[01:46.12]Of "Joe Dirt" on DVD
[01:49.14]Aw, no... I said...
[01:50.13]Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?
[01:54.07]No, I don't think we are
[01:57.07]You're close
[02:00.13]Aw, so very close
[02:04.13]Yeah, baby, you're close, so close
[02:08.05]But no cigar
[02:35.05]Julie played water polo
[02:38.11]She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo
[02:42.18]She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near
[02:45.21]My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo
[02:49.17]And she was everything I've dreamed of
[02:52.20]She moved right up to #1 on my list
[02:56.20]And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire
[03:00.13]Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?
[03:03.22]Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
[03:07.21]Look like a big fat slobberin' pig
[03:11.22]The only caveat is one of her ear lobes
[03:14.21]Was just a little tiny bit too big
[03:18.17]I said...
[03:19.16]Hey, are we doin' government work here?
[03:23.20]No, I don't think we are
[03:26.29]You're close!
[03:27.33]So very, very close
[03:33.30]Aw, baby, you're close, so close
[03:37.34]But no cigar
[03:39.27]Missed it by that much
[03:42.33]Aw yeah, all right
[03:45.28]Really, really, really close
[03:48.33]But no cigar
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⇒ The song "Close But No Cigar" is from the album "Weird Al" Yankovic.
3. In which language is the "Close But No Cigar" song composed?
⇒ The song "Close But No Cigar" is composed in the Italian language.
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⇒ The official duration of "Close But No Cigar" is 03:55.58.
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