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[00:11.60]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:14.32]I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
[00:17.67]But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
[00:20.26]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:23.46]At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
[00:26.99]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
[00:29.61]And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
[00:32.68]Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
[00:35.28]I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
[00:38.18]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:40.96]But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
[00:44.22]Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699
[00:47.67]We been spending most our lives
[00:50.18]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[00:53.68]I churned butter once or twice
[00:56.13]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[00:59.60]It's hard work and sacrifice
[01:02.04]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[01:05.49]We sell quilts at discount price
[01:08.04]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[01:11.12]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[01:13.73]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
[01:17.13]I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
[01:19.55]'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
[01:22.58]But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
[01:25.92]An Amish with a 'tude?
[01:27.31]You know that's unheard of
[01:28.91]I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
[01:31.66]And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
[01:34.99]If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
[01:37.47]We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[01:40.52]But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
[01:43.66]We're just technologically impaired
[01:46.10]There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
[01:49.43]Not a single luxury
[01:52.38]Like Robinson Crusoe
[01:55.24]It's as primitive as can be
[01:58.90]We been spending most our lives
[02:01.41]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[02:04.86]We're just plain and simple guys
[02:07.33]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[02:10.82]There's no time for sin and vice
[02:13.24]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[02:16.76]We don't fight, we all play nice
[02:19.15]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[02:22.47]Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
[02:25.44]Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
[02:28.31]Think you're really righteous?
[02:29.67]Think you're pure in heart?
[02:30.98]Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
[02:34.30]I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
[02:36.96]On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
[02:40.36]So don't be vain and don't be whiny
[02:42.69]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[02:46.35]We been spending most our lives
[02:48.89]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[02:52.27]We're all crazy Mennonites
[02:54.82]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[02:58.26]There's no cops or traffic lights
[03:00.68]Livin' in an Amish paradise
[03:04.17]But you'd probably think it bites
[03:06.68]Livin' in an Amish paradise
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